December 2009
101 posts
Yo shawty, it’s my birthday. And we’re gonna party like it’s my birthday!
Sweet sixteen baby!
Kelly!
Why aren’t you on msn? : (
Dear Pastor, You told us at cherch that babies is a gift from God that gets dropped off by a big white burd. But at sickular school, my science teecher sed that before we’s babies, we’s teeny-tiny tadpoles that live in are daddys private parts, and that we get shotted out his pee hole and does laps inside are mommys virginus. Is that true, and if it is, does that mean i should try out for varsity...
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0307/retarded.html
WTF. I’ve been going through this site and their little chat site all day and it’s really been pissing me off. For real? She did something in the womb to anger God? What did she do, kick her mom on accident so God made her retarded? Ugh. I’m sure I’ll find more links later to post and screen shots.
And the the DJ dropped my favorite tune...
k311y:
…and a Hanson song was on. And a Hanson song was on. And a Hanson song was on!
So I put my hands up, they’re playing my song, BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY!
You would <3
For Kelly
Today, as I walked out of the dressing room at a store, a large crowd of people were crowded around an area, all singing a song. As I neared the crowd, I realized that the movie ‘Mulan’ was playing in the children’s section and everyone was singing “I’ll Make A Man Out Of You.” Glad to know I am not the only one. MLIA.
Today, I realized that 90 people got the swine flu, and everyone wanted to wear masks. Millions of people have AIDS, and no one wants to wear a condom. MLIA
Today I noticed that when you harvest a ‘date tree’ on farmville you get 69 coins. Its good that farmville knows the results of a good date. MLIA
erikamazing:
Voldemort: Let me tell you something about Dumbledore. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first girlfriend Bellatrix who was totally gorgeous but then she moved to Indiana, and Dumbledore was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out...
Harry Potter: Sorry I made you miss the carriages, Luna.
Luna Lovegood: It's alright, it's almost like being with a friend.
Harry Potter: You are my friend, Luna.
Luna Lovegood: That's nice.
Professor Minerva McGonagall: Why is it, that whenever anything happens, it's always you three?
Ron Weasley: Believe me, Professor. I've been asking myself that same question for the past six years.
WTF
For Ravie Q and A week, I got asked a question after I’d already answered several from her. And she didn’t ask it till there were only 2 hours left. -.-
Hola
k311y:
Werk iz s0 b0rrring. Converse with meeee.
Idk if you are still at work or not, but HEY DER!
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I'm Cool
Every time I see someone who is in Harry Potter in another movie, I freak out. :D
Oh my gosh. xD
So there is this whole big drama thing at my school between these two girls and I’m on one girl’s facebook page right now and it’s cracking me up the things she puts. Like:
i always learned to forgive my enemies, nothing annoys them more :) :)
For real? She’s the one who is whining to the principals and dragging it out. I mean, the other one isn’t doing anything to...
xDDDD
k311y:
dreamingdaisies:
“Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do!”
Baha. xDDD
lmfao, I love you.
You know you think it too!
I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars teams up to prevent a dick from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers!
xDDDD
“Whenever I’m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public I feel like a kid on Christmas morning who just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don’t mind if I do!”
Baha. xDDD
OMG SNOW OMG SNOW OMG SNOW
k311y:
omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg snow omg...
“I met Lindsay [Lohan] last summer and she talked about herself a lot, she said...”
– - Rupert Grint (via itsdee)
Rupert is my new hero. xDDDD